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itsalwayssunny:

Scientist: Okay. Well. It’s definitely poop.
Mac: Uh, yeah. We know that, guy.
Scientist: Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper.
Dennis: Alright, well now we’re getting somewhere. Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper?
Charlie: It’s gonna go both ways, dude.
Dennis: Really?
Charlie: Sorry. Yeah. What else?
Scientist: This appears to be a piece of a credit card.
Frank: Inconclusive.
Dennis: How is that not specific to one of you?
Charlie: I wish it was, man. But that’s inconclusive.
Scientist: Oh boy. There’s a good deal of blood in this stool.
Charlie: Of course there is.
Scientist: Whoever’s it is should see a doctor.
Charlie: Well, don’t give us judgements. Just tell us what’s in there.
Scientist: Is this wolf hair?
Frank: Also inconclusive.
Dennis: Jesus Christ!
Charlie: Dude, there is so much wolf hair in our apartment.
Dennis: But why are you eating it?
Charlie: It gets in everything!
Mac: Both of you are eating wolf!?
Frank: We had a wolf in our apartment.
Charlie: Have you tried it before!?

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itsalwayssunny:

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oh yeah never seen this picture before

melapoo:

OTP Auto Reblog. How cute are they?! (via fuckyeahdrmccoy)

itsalwayssunny:

Dennis: What the hell is she doing here?
The Waitress: What the hell is she doing here? Really? Really? I’ll tell you what I’m doing here. You wanna know what I’m doing here, shit-for-brains? I had SEX with YOUR DAD. That’s right! I had sex with your father because just like you, I like my sex OLD and UGLY. And with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you’re having sex with them, it just falls off! Because that’s what you do, Dennis Reynolds. You like to have SEX WITH OLD PEOPLE. And you said that you loved me! You said ‘I love you’. And so I thought, okay, well I love you too, how do you show love? You’re going to have sex with old people? SO THAT’S WHAT I DID TOO. (A tear falls down Charlie’s cheek).

OH CHARLIEEE

bohemea:

Secretary

willmccloud:

you have a divine animal right to protect your life and the life of your offspring

this should not have been such a good movie

2burgers2fries2dietcokes:

I saw this as a 14 year old, New Brunswick baby gay.  It changed my life forever!

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bohemea:

Lady Gaga was so amazing on SNL last night! I can’t stop thinking about her.

moviesinframes:

Invasion of the body snatchers, 1978 (dir. Philip Kaufman)